9.30.2006

the kneed for a vacation

so my left kneecap is officially fractured, and i have to be in a brace for 6-10 weeks. and use crutches. and not bend my knee. thankfully, no surgery is needed at this point. but aaaaah because this still means no vacation :( so far, i've begged and pleaded, and am getting a refund from priceline and a credit from aloha airlines. no word yet from the condo rental.

one good thing i can say about this experience is that the doctors, nurses, and staff at ucsf are amazing. i spent most of my day there yesterday, crutching from department to department, and people couldn't have been any nicer. plus x-ray on the 3rd floor has an amazing view of the park, the bridge, and beyond. too bad they don't have a baseball team to root for.

9.28.2006

just my luck

as i was hailing a cab to go to a doctor's appt. today (for a sore throat), i slipped in some oily goo in the intersection and landed with a thud against the asphalt on my knee cap. i hobbled myself into the cab, sort of lifting my left leg with my arms and doing a nice hunchback of notre dame impression. the knee (my least favorite of the two, by the way) bruised pretty quickly, and numbness set in, too. luckily, i was going to the doctor! so i get there, do the throat culture (for my original issue), get sent to x-ray, have some very nice student tech who x-rays me while telling me about his torn acl snowboarding accident (not funny), and was told i'd get a call tonight with my results. tonight!?!? what am i supposed to do right this second??? i can't bend my knee at all without the feeling of rubberband shocks shooting through my knee, and i can't put weight on it without toppling over, plus we're going to hawaii saturday! and not only does the doctor's office not have any crutches in my size, but neither does the in-house walgreens (i am not 5' 2" or 5'10"). todd had come to meet me after x-ray, so he ran to the "other walgreens" 6 blocks away and came back with a nice set of medium crutches, helped me to work to gather my things, and now i'm home.

so sitting here pondering how to do work with an ice bag on my knee, i started searching for the info for the airline and our options. perhaps we could be placed in an emergency row (i can push the exit with my crutches, my good leg, or my non-todd seat neighbor. trust me, i can save the plane if need be.). or an upgrade would be nice. right, so i'm googling to find some precedence, and i come across a very peculiar website. it's a site totally devoted to cast fetishes (potentially NSFW). and not the fishing type of casting. that's right. hard plaster wrapped around lower and upper extremities seem to "do it" for some people. and i only have four words for that. are you on crack? (pun intended)

9.27.2006

presenting your al west champs!


now get ready to bring it!

photo: AP/Elaine Thompson

plug and play

yesterday on my way home, i was chatting on the phone with my mom. now, when i ride the bus and talk on the phone at the same time, i try to be quiet and respectful of those around me, and i hope that others do the same. and if i need to mention something private or potentially embarassing or lewd, i cover myself in a hoodie or with my hands or -- now here's an idea-- i just wait until i'm off the bus. whoa.

but yesterday, the guy sitting next to me was also on his phone, talking to some girl (and i knew this because i could hear her side of the conversation, too- buddy, turn down the volume! i don't need to be privy to the intimate details of last night's sexcapades) about how he likes their friends-with-benefits situation because all he really wants is to have someone to keep him warm at night and it doesn't really matter who it is, but he at least knows her name, so that's something special. um... what, so all she is is a space heater to you? and do you just keep several of these heaters around, picking one depending on the weather and cleanliness of your down alternative comforter? couldn't you just buy some flannel pajamas and call it a night?

9.25.2006

gimme an A!


i've posted my last 2006 regular season cookie delivery post over at the bullpen baker. now i've got to start thinking about baking for the post season (keep those fingers crossed)!

david dorfman dance @ybca, 9/23/2006

Politically Charged underground Plants Roots
David Dorfman Dance's underground
Presented by Yerba Buena Center for the Arts
September 23, 2006


Yerba Buena Center for the Arts kicked off its new Worlds Apart series with the Bay Area premiere of David Dorfman Dance’s underground. Using the 1960s Chicago activists the Weathermen as an impetus, underground, at a tight 50-minutes, provides an introspective look at the fine line between protest and terrorism, the feeling of apathy, and how each of us makes a difference today and in the future.

While Dorfman is a master of dance, he’s also a leader of incorporating movement and ideas into complex performance works, and underground is no different. Combining dance, song, text, and video documentary, Dorfman has created a thought-provoking work. His use of organizing bodies on stage may seem chaotic, but purposeful as well...

For more, go here.

Photo by Gary Noel
Dancer: Joseph Poulson

9.21.2006

aloha

the past few days, i've been mentally counting down the minutes until our vacation. originally, when we started semi-planning back in february or so, we were going to hit germany, amsterdam, and prague in the summer. then it got pushed to september, but airfares hadn't come down, so it turned into an october trip to hawaii. sure, it's not quite national lampoon's european vacation, but it only takes 5 hours to get there, there's no real language barrier, we'll drive on the right side of the road, and it'll be heaven. at least, if i believed in heaven because i'm sure it would include listening to the ocean as i fell asleep, clear bluish green water in front of our lanai, lots of waterfalls and dolphins, and fruity flavored drinks adorned with tiny paper umbrellas. but with only a week to finish planning, i've got to get cracking! remaining preparations and tasks include:
  • create "maui in 7 days" waterproof binder, complete with fold-out play-doh molded topography maps and 3-D glasses.
  • determine best concierge/guide on the island. prepare concierge-napping plan. pack duct tape.
  • research which fish/sea creatures will harm/sting/burn/bite/chew/eat me. tattoo their pictures up and down my arms. but if i run out of room, i'm screwed.
  • purchase coconuts and fashion homemade coconut bathing suit. collect neighbors' greenery for accompanying grass skirt.
  • prepare volcano emergency kit, including lava hazard protection suit, N-95 respirators, goggles, and amazon.com's 800-number.
  • learn hawaiian. hopefully it's not as hard as canadian.

9.19.2006

wide awake

this morning, against my better judgement, i gave in and bought a bottle of starbucks mocha frappuccino. ick. i don't do well with coffee. after a summer in boston of coffee overindulgence, i kicked the habit and have been clean ever since. chai, yes. diet coke, yes. sudafed, sometimes (for sinus issues). coffee, no. i get the shakes, my pupils dialate funny, and while i focus well, some people say it's a little too much me, too fast for them.

my mom and sister both drink coffee, and i remember growing up, my mom had to have at least one cup in the morning. black, too. and if she didn't, it just wasn't a pretty sight (she was pretty, but just irritable!). i also have recollections of my dad mixing me half coffee, half hot cocoa drinks (i still don't know what was so bad about just drinking hot chocolate, but that's a whole other story). they tasted good, but the alertness was just too much for me. anyway, for some reason, i never got hooked on the whole coffee craze. perhaps it was the fear of coffee breath or the bitter taste or the fear it would stunt my growth (vertically) even more.

but i gave in this morning. it's a big work week, and today i'm working on about 5 hours sleep. why, you might ask? or perhaps you won't. well, i kept having trouble falling asleep last night, and around midnight, when my mind was finally calming down and tumbling into a dream state, i heard "mew mew mew" coming from the back door. alphie, who had been curled up under my arm, purring with abandon, perked up, all alert. at first i thought it was one of our building mates' cats, but this was a "mew" like no other. opening the back door, i came face to face (and bed head to bed head) with my neighbor, who also looked like he had done the same thing. "mew mew mew." there at our feet was this adorable medium-haired tabby, just staring at us. the four-legged friend turned out to be the "lost cat" from 3 buildings down, elliot. after some discussion, it was decided that i would return the cat to it's rightful owner. with 8 legs following me to and fro, i threw on a jacket, grabbed some flip flops, and carried elliot home.

now, i had met elliot's neighbor recently when he moved in, and again when he was posting "lost" signs on anything that even remotely resembeled a wall, scaffold, post, or tree (yes, we do have trees in the city). he's a nice fellow, and i knew that he would be relieved that elliot was ok (as he had just been neutered on saturday). but this was midnight. on a monday.

right. so holding the purring kitty in my arms, we scampered down the street, rang the doorbell, pounded on the door, and a few minutes later, our neighbor appeared. in only his boxer briefs. and nothing else. in the end, returning the sweet kitty and then chatting with a mostly naked, good looking, very likely gay man in the middle of the night made up for the disruption of my sleep patterns (or lack thereof). so bring on the coffee. but just for today. promise.

9.16.2006

what's a girl to do?

todd comes back from dominica in just a little over 4 days, which means i have 4 days left to complete the rest of my "when the boyfriend's away, becca will play" list. this includes:
  • finish "trying new things." therefore, dump girlfriend of just under 2 weeks. let her know it's not her, it's me, and i'm just not into that kind of thing. really. but hide ex-girlfriend in closet. you know, just in case.
  • clean apartment to get rid of any trace of those wild, late-night parties while utilizing all of the method products i have yet to master. tape # for 1-800-keggers to fridge for later use.
  • multi-task and save the environment: accumulate all of my laundry and do 1 load total, not 3 like when mr. man is here (how many shirts can one person wear in a week? the answer: at least 13). plus with one load, i can practice my ability to carry my clean clothes home in one hand while doing my nails, petting the neighbor's poodle, and finding a cure for chain-smoking colleagues with the other. bonus!
  • hit the gym 25 more times with the hope of achieving that "honey, i must have just really, really missed you and forgotten to eat" look.
  • cheer on the a's. finally turn to god (with the help of huston) in the hopes that rich harden's comeback (as opposed to liriano's) is successful. become girl of the book. for a month or so. and by book, i mean playbook.



top photo © me, emerald pool, dominica
bottom photo
© me, bout sable beach, dominica

9.12.2006

a class act

my first gala (out of two) was about 5 years ago, when i worked at the ballet. we planned for months, and when the night came, i shepherded the all-important press around while wearing a strapless lilac evening gown with lots of silver beading (me and not the press). the event proved to be elegant yet hip, and this is what i've come to expect from galas. and with the auction i coordinated, i tried to hold everything to the same standards: eye-catching, pretty, and produced on a tight budget while not looking like it was (hello, donated chocolate!). and while i can't afford to attend a gala ($1,000/person tables aren't authorized by my visa) i expect nothing but the best from our performing arts elite when i read the post-event press in the paper. until now.

some crackhead at the symphony apparently thought that fine dining under a tent and excellence in classical music should be portrayed via a hanging giant yellow pipe cleaner. i love how in the chronicle's photo, this random woman is looking on as if dreamily thinking "my, what a wonderfully constructed and molded pipe cleaner! that $18,795.79 sure was worth it. perhaps next year we can get a title sponsor for it."

what, was the budget slashed and a team of 1st graders hired to do decor? no wonder mtt and co. got a lukewarm review. class as in high quality, people, not a class of children. get it right.

9.08.2006

women are from v...

even though my camera's mia (mooning indigenous animals, of course), this doesn't mean i can't still enjoy its glory days. behold, something only to be seen in san francisco (at this year's pride parade, of course).

muni gets tail

muni has been uneventful lately- no crazies (at least not since the beer-suckling woman from last week's 8:20am ride to work) or anything. but this morning, i get on my 21, and what do you know but the seats next to me and across from me are slathered in dollops and smears of clear goo. who do these seats on the 21 hayes think they are, getting all lubed up on the morning commute? what, someone's going to come rub their ass against it and a few months later, out pop little muni seats? cause this surely doesn't ease our transportation crisis or the seat/space shortage. so muni, please keep your intimate actions private and get a room. and a towel.

9.07.2006

welcome to the mile-high club


from the updated tsa airport security rules:
"The U.S. Transportation Security Administration has loosened some of the carry-on security rules originally imposed after the announcement that London authorities had exposed a suspected airline terror plot back on August 10. In general, liquids, gels, and lotions are still not permitted in carry-on luggage and must be disposed of before you board the plane. But there are some new exceptions that are important to travelers:

  • Small amounts of baby formula and breast milk if a baby or small child is traveling
  • Liquid prescription medicine with a name that matches the passenger's ticket
  • Up to 5 oz. (148ml) of liquid or gel low blood sugar treatment
  • Up to 4 oz. of essential non-prescription liquid medications including saline solution, eye care products and KY jelly
  • Gel-filled bras and similar prosthetics
  • Gel-filled wheelchair cushions
  • Life support and life sustaining liquids such as bone marrow, blood products, and transplant organs carried for medical reasons


why would you need to take ky jelly on a plane trip? you can't take gel deoderant (and don't we really want our seat neighbors to smell good and not like they'd been surfing in onions on their trip?) or lip gloss (hello, chapped lips, people!), but if you want to be all lubed up "down there," well, that's ok. perhaps tsa should be renamed t&a.

9.05.2006

ideas for life

my partner in crime is taking a 2 1/2 week sojourn to the carribean to visit his mom. being the good girlfriend that i am, i offered him my handy dandy digital camera, allowing him to capture those irreplaceable memories as pictures and 3-minute videos without the use of film, fingerpaints, and cave drawings. but under one teeny tiny condition. if anything happens to my camera that takes it from well-cared-for and semi-high performing to not, he owes me a new one. and not the same camera. but a better one. now, i love my little panasonic lumix to death, i really do. and todd's only on day 2 of his trip. but i'm secretly hoping that once he transfers all his files to his mom's computer, somewhere around day 18, the litle sort-of-shiny camera quietly hops away, throws itself into the river, and swims downstream towards the friendly blue-green waters and black sands of dominica.


but until then, enjoy one of the last images i took with it. this was while waiting for bart after an oakland a's game (they won!). what you don't see in the picture is the train opening it's doors and everyone running from the back of the plaform, heaving themselves (and their offspring) towards the moving doors before the train exits the platform while making those xena warrior princess blood-curdling yells. ok. that didn't happen. but what was weird was that the train did stop. typical bart.