I have the world's most boring shoe collection. 89% of my shoes are black. When I go shopping, I block out shoes in bright, bold colors like lilac and seafoam. Instead, I decide between black suede, black patent leather, or just plain black. It's atrocious. Sure, I have an orange pair of Enzo's and eggplant mary janes... but what I really need is something bright and inspiring to jazz up my wardrobe. Like these (originally) $450 shoes. I've always wanted to pretend I'm a hooker. Just need to get me a shiny patent leather trench, some bright blue eyeshadow, and a pimp.
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You've got Todd. Todd can be your pimp. As for the blue eyeshadow, that might be harder to come by these days.
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