h2o no-no

yesterday, it hit me. yes, it. the it. well, an it, really. but not cousin it. the only pro to leaving oh-so-wonderful gym for the usf fitness center: no more "are you naked?" people in the pool. i normally use the elliptical machines that face the pool, and recently there have been swimmers who make me do a double-take. like "is he/she/it naked?" it seems some people, potentially visitors to our lovely city by the bay, forget their bathing suits, and instead of doing some other form of clothed and equally gruelling yet not so low-impact exercise, they decide to strip to their skivvies and do the dolphin. but bras, panties, and boxers (especially of the light-colored variety) were not constructed for swimming! really, if you look down and notice that you can see your hoo-ha, everyone else can, too.