things to do before i change jobs

1. get fingerprinted and background checked by the doj and fbi - most likely will pass.
2. color-code emails by received day of the week.(joke)
3. take home my massive hoard of work shoes from the corner of my office, but leave one pair for rest of week.
4. visit shoe pavilion to add to dwindling shoe pile in said office. (semi-joke)
5. navigate the tenderloin and gorge on indian food at shalimar. mmm. paneer masala.
6. refile everything in reverse alphabetical order. (totally a joke. jen would kill me.)
7. go to gym 5 times a day for the rest of the week to get the most out of my membership that doesn't expire until the end of the month. while at it, steal towels and robes & pilfer lots of the free samples from the front desk (tea, lotion, gnc discount cards, etc.). on second thought, don't pilfer or steal. it might come up on background check. but contemplate deeply.
8. traipse through all of the union square area shops and acknowledge how much money i'll save by working in the haight. or revel in the thought of full-fledged shopping trips.
9. let my coworkers know that i'll miss them.