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this thanksgiving, why not save a turkey instead of eating one? farm sanctuary's adopt-a-turkey program can provide your saved turkey with a happy life instead of a burial on your dinner table. and if you still want a turkey-like edible thing to adorn your feast, why not try an unturkey or a tofurkey or field roast's celebration roast? that is, something without any meat products in it. it'll be good for you, and even better for the turkey.