muni gets tail

muni has been uneventful lately- no crazies (at least not since the beer-suckling woman from last week's 8:20am ride to work) or anything. but this morning, i get on my 21, and what do you know but the seats next to me and across from me are slathered in dollops and smears of clear goo. who do these seats on the 21 hayes think they are, getting all lubed up on the morning commute? what, someone's going to come rub their ass against it and a few months later, out pop little muni seats? cause this surely doesn't ease our transportation crisis or the seat/space shortage. so muni, please keep your intimate actions private and get a room. and a towel.