yippee! you and your same-sex bed buddy are now entitled to the same rights as those of married people. it's just too bad these rights are confined within everyone's potentially least favorite state (let's say it ranks somewhere near 46 of 50), new jersey. c'mon, how much fun can you really have in new jersey? sure, there's atlantic city and several massive Ikeas, but that's about it. but at least it's not delaware.
fun facts about new jersey
State Dinosaur= The Hadrosaurus Foulkii
State Folk Dance= The Square Dance
State Shell= The Knobbed Whelk
State Fruit= The Blueberry
State Flower= The Violet
State Ship= The A.J. Meerwald
to find out more about how new jersey kicks delaware's ass, go here.