my brain feels like oatmeal mush this morning; i think it's from the hot, hot, hotness outside. i slept in a sticky puddle of drool last night, and i woke up every hour fearing i was entering menopause 25 years early. blech. at least in south florida we had air conditioning; here, we just have ice cubes.
this morning, i received an email from blue nile (will these people stop emailing me? please? it just makes me feel poorer and less sparkly) with suggestions on what to give my mom for mother's day. and i'm sorry, but i just laughed. chuckled, even. um... a $2,900 diamond eternity band? or a $45 sweetheart necklace? apparently, blue nile thinks i'm either a sugar daddy or a 5-year-old child, neither of which is the case. those baking mitts are starting to look better and better... and i know my mom's always wanted something filled with silicone! just kidding. sort of.