everyone's talking about britney's disastrous performance sunday night at the vmas. and as my comeback post, well, i bring you brit brit, loaded up on frozen 'ritas and fishnets. just kidding. no, watching ms. spears the other night just had me thinking, "hey, mtv shows music videos. or at least they used to when they successfully aired music television across the globe, making my ears happy and my mom's claim on the remote dwindle. so why is the awards show the video music awards and not the music video awards?" thanks, britney, for making me realize that this was the only out-of-place thing at another year's amazingly sucky telecast.