- before applying, make sure you have adequate health insurance. remember, those flimsy hard hats don't do much except give you helmet head. also, make water, fire, and hellga insurance a priority.
- instill fear in your opponents with your abs of steel. if you don't have abs, have them sprayed on. remember, mind over matter.
- wolf isn't a smart puppy. hoooooooooooooowl!
- this show is a step up for hulk hogan. no annoying family or animals to distract him from his most manly mission ever: to encourage all over-age men to straighten and dye their hair to the point of resembling dry straw. he's bringing sexy back!
- pick out a positive and powerful name for yourself. and one that doesn't bring to mind boys running around cow-tipping in their overalls while chewing
hulk's hairstraw for an afternoon snack (like "big country").
- the lines, lighting, audience, host, gladiators, background stories.... everything, really, is cheesy. it's 100% american. american gladiators, that is.
you can call me lemon drop.
american gladiators is back after a multi-year (what, like 15-20?) year hiatus. watching last week, i came to some conclusions.