for mother's day, i'm going to send you something that you would never ever buy yourself. or that you wouldn't think to get. or that might surprise you enough to say, gee, this is pretty cool! or that you might even need. which is why i'm not taking dr. kim up on his mother's day special offer. you look great, and you'll thank me one day. at least i think you will.
dear dr. kim,
thanks for ruining every san francisco mom's self-esteem. you really understand how to put the "happy" in happy mother's day.