what's green and hairy and scary all over? or at least in the facial region?

st. patty's day was many, many days ago yet this guy was sporting a green mustache and soul patch on easter afternoon (this past sunday). i got and up-close-and-hideous look at it on the bus, and it's deep green all the way through. no white/brown/grey roots. sadly, i can't fathom any semi-decent explanation for this travesty.

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