my nana

my maternal grandmother has been in the hospital for the past few weeks, and today she told me how she finally had some "real food," saying, "your grandfather brought me a frostee freeze today, and i drank it all up. how do you like them apples?!?!" in addition, she has a new mission upon discharge: to design an easy-to-use bedpan for the smallish-to-average size person. hey, a woman's gotta have goals.