people visit my blog for random reasons. i'm sure i know about, oh, 5 of the most recent 100 visitors. the rest come looking for baseball cookies, nasal stitches that dissolve in three days, and little girls want wedgies.

it's the latter that i have a problem with. do these young children actually want wedgies? is your daughter saying, please, pretty please, pull my underthings up to kingdom come? does your child have a love/hate relationship with her tush? or is there something else very, very wrong going on here?

so if you've found my sorry state of a blog because of your quest for the perfect diaper thong, halt yourself, stat. you can never start 'em on granny panties too early. 

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