2.01.2006

dum dee dum dum duuuuuuuum

so tomorrow's the big day. gotta be at the hospital at 6am so that they can rip out gently remove my gallbladder and then within 2 hours, send me on my merry way home to cling on to todd as i climb up 4 flights of stairs. i'll be hanging out at home for about a week, recuperating, watching netflix (which was recently upgraded to 5-at-a-time), and slightly drugged. you may not hear from me for a few days, which is probably the safest option for everyone. most likely if i posted tomorrow evening it would go something like:

i see stars and moons and birdies! ooooo, here birdy. i like the purple ones. and the orioles. did you know that baltimore orioles are black and orange? that's what alex said on jeopardy last week. now, if there had been a gallstone in my duct, then i would have been in jeopardy. yep. and did you know that duct tape is a great way to keep me quiet? uhuhuh. let's see what happens when i tape my mouth shut. ........................................................................................................................
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