don't know what to do for you valentine? want something that screams animal lust? and in santa rosa? then look no further. safari west is offering "wild jungle love," an adults-only sex tour, dinner, and dance. plus, if you're in love (or inebriated) you can expand your trip and stay the night with some of those randy animals.now, as a side note, this brings back bad bad bad memories. when todd's mom met my mom, things started smoothly. we went to dinner, everyone was cordial, and then todd's mom suggested watching a video from their recent trip to africa. we pop it into the vcr back at campus, and what are we watching, but two lions totally getting it on! my mom seemed a little mortified, and i just wanted to run for the hills. embarassment is putting it lightly.
anyway, i don't know if this is a turn on or not, but some people must go to this thing. more details below:
About the sex tour - Rumble in the Jungle We're putting a different spin on our educational safari tours with the 5th annual Safari West Adult Sex Tour. Pile into an open-air safari vehicle and drive out among some of the world’s most exotic and enthralling creatures for a wild safari tour led by Safari West’s animal experts as they probe the revealing “Ins and Outs” of Wildlife courtship. You'll learn intimate details about the mating habits of African mammals and birds including Bongo, Giraffe, Eland, Wildebeest, Gazelle, Zebra, Warthog, Cheetah and more! …When a male warthog wants to attract a female, he does a courtship “chant” of rhythmic grunts that sounds like an engine in need of a tune-up. Yes, love is in the air!
You'll even discover amazing facts about domestic animals and insects, like the common fruit fly, which has the longest sperm of any living creature.
This hot ticket begins with a champagne and chocolate reception followed by a safari in an open-air vehicle among some of the world's most exotic creatures. Then, it's time to kick up your hooves (or paws) and party into the night with our very own DJ. Can a holiday get any more wildly romantic?
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