stop... hammer time!

i have a little soft spot for mc hammer. maybe it's because i ran into him (and got his autograph on my program) at the racetrack right before his gambling addiction went all public (more about the evils of horseracing some other time). or perhaps it's because he pulled off those silly-looking big print hammer pants much, much, much better than my dad. but mc hammer prooves that anything is possible, especially when he has two blogs: one that's a "personal" blog and another that's housed at mlblogs.

guess his former oakland a's batboy status qualifies him to write about the game. now, i may not be a batboy, but i sort of know one, and i'm an unofficial bullpen baker. does that count? can i get an mlblog? please, pretty please, with an organic cherry on top?