going to camp

me: i've never been camping.
someone else: what??? never as in never ever? didn't your family take vacations and go camping?
me: nope. we lived in florida, so we went to disney world.
someone else: so you never saw any wildlife as a kid, huh? that's too bad.
me: chip and dale regularly joined my family for breakfast at the polynesian (and i have pictures to prove it!), and there were giant mice running around everywhere! strangely, at the time, i didn't feel like a deprived non-outdoors adventuring 8 year-old.