dear companies who bombard me with email every april and may,
many thanks for your thoughtful suggestions on what i should send my mom for mother's day. you always seem to know what she'd like! whose mom wouldn't want a pink baseball bat or stila hair refresher or a trip for two to sweden (ya!) or hideous jewelry that i didn't even make myself or nautical-themed pottery or breast implants and a 20 year old's body with a gift-with-purchase terrycloth robe? only this year, i decided to go out-of-network. but thanks for thinking of me! er. i mean her!
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