whoever thought a high waist, contrast piping, and red or chambray blue fabric would combine to create such a hideous hip-covering monstrosity? gee, alex, for $78, who is... me? and did this model forget to shave her legs? ew.
but don't fret! your boy toy can be as hairy and hipster as you are in his own peacock-colored clamdiggers! leg hair extensions included:)