sand witch bored

someone at bistro gambrinus, the new bar/pub around the corner, is really trying to screw with my mental spellcheck.

exhibit one
borstch: for $6/bowl, you should be getting something authentic, like borscht. or borsht. or barszcz. or borshch.

exhibit two
hand maid: women's hands for dinner. eek.

exhibit three
avokado: is gud spelling supposed tuh bee a sekret?

exhibit four
vegiterian: well, then. i'm too vegit, too vegit to quit (hay haaaaaay!).

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