someone at bistro gambrinus, the new bar/pub around the corner, is really trying to screw with my mental spellcheck.
borstch: for $6/bowl, you should be getting something authentic, like borscht. or borsht. or barszcz. or borshch.
hand maid: women's hands for dinner. eek.
avokado: is gud spelling supposed tuh bee a sekret?
vegiterian: well, then. i'm too vegit, too vegit to quit (hay haaaaaay!).