12.18.2008

they drive me crazy

to make a long story short, i had a crammed bus ride home yesterday where i listened to "womanizer" on 5 different radio stations over 45 minutes. as britney plays in the background when you're barely holding on to the top bar and there's ass grabbing and bus swervage, strange things pop into your head. or my head. behold, a revamped version of the beginning of "womanizer" in homage to the full-busted woman.

original lyrics can be found here. audio version of song is here. i've also embedded the original for your listening ease.


Minimizer
Superstars
I look down, and you’re going
Out in front
of the lace you ain’t flowing

You can play brand new to
All the bouncy t!ts down here
But I know what you are
What you are, b00bies

Look at you
Moldin' more than just a B-cup
Baby you
Hold all my puppies with their strings up

Fakin' like a Maidenform
But I call 'em like I see 'em
I know what you are
What you are, b00bies

Minimizer, mini-minimizer
You're a minimizer
Oh, minimizer, oh
Need a minimizer, baby

You, you, you are
You, you, you are
Minimizer, minimizer
Minimizer

Bra don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Bra don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah

You stopped me overflowing
You're oh so charming
And I can't change it
You minimizer

Bra don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah
Bra don't try to front, uh, I
Know just, just, what you are, ah, ah

Some say I'm a D
I look like a C
You're something oh a
Minimizer


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1 comment:

Brooke Edge said...

it's amazing what bus rides will inspire!